One thread was named 'Moreno for Nothing!' My overheated brain just couldn't resist. Sorry. Here are lyrics for the common man.
MORENO FOR NOTHIN’
With apologies to: 1) Dire Straits
2) Players, Coaches, & G.M.’s (Remember that the song satirized the supposed singer.)
Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You run the team while you watch TV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Moreno for nothin' but seats ain’t free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't daft
Maybe get a hole in your roster
But you get it and you don’t have Taafe
We gotta come to keep the team solvent
Buy them tickets but we don’t know why
We gotta keep football in the Hammer
We keep on watching but we sure cry
See the little player with the helmet and the swagger
Yeah buddy – give the guy a glare
That little player he got a nice contract
That little player- seems he just don’t care
We gotta come to keep the team solvent
Buy them tickets but we don’t know why
We gotta keep football in the Hammer
We keep on watching but we sure cry
I shoulda learned to pass the football
I shoulda learned to play the game
Look at that head ref, he got it watchin’ on the replay
Man all our hopes are done
And he up there, what's that? He got a headset?
Sendin’ in plays dying on every down
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Ship Moreno for nothin' but our seats ain’t free
We gotta come to keep the team solvent
Buy them tickets but we don’t know why
We gotta keep football in the Hammer
We keep on watching but we sure cry
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You manage football we see on TV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Moreno for nothin' but our seats ain’t free
Moreno for nothin' but our seats ain’t free
Original lyrics at http://www.ada.com.tr/~modabasi/dslyr6.htm#8
Or watch the performance at Wembley Stadium
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