Ottawa beats spread every since time (17 of 18 games last year) and I really thought could pull off upset vs Montreal in week 1
Calgary did not do much vs BC last week at all
Ottawa has home field “advantage”
I’ll be rooting big time for those Underdog Elks during next week’s home game against the Argos. A victory there would surprise the heck out of everyone… especially those poor doom and gloom ticket holders who will be bravely plunking their hard earned money down to witness they don’t expect to see… AN UPSET!!!
You picked with your head instead of your heart rider01.1 which is why we’re putting you in charge of the CFL’s ‘Hard Choices Division’. If that works out we’ll also get you to run the CFL’s ‘Even Harder Choices Division’. Congrats!
Brace yourself rider01.1… the hard choices are hard. They are definitely hard. But the harder choices are that much harder. By the word ‘that’ I mean ‘much’. So in reality the harder choice are much much harder. I know that double ‘much’ is pretty darned hard when it comes to choices but we believe that you’re up to the task.
By the way, if you choose to accept the job we’ll be throwing in a key to the executive washroom that’s located across the street in a Shell Gas Station. Everyone who stops in to fill up their tank can use it but c’mon, who wouldn’t be thrilled to get their very own key instead of having to ask for one at the front counter?
Those are nice perks, but I decided to go back to bed. Deciding to take the job or not gave me a headache.
I will take the job as long as I get an assistant who will make all decisions and always tell people who phone or come to see me that I am not working out of the office and cannot be reached. Especially when the police come to see me
I wonder if I should increase rider01.1’s executive compensation package. Personally I think that this job and it’s associated perks we’ve offered him is attractive enough as it is but would it be too much to give him his own parking spot on the street beside the Shell Station? As long as he doesn’t park there after 3:30 PM he won’t get towed away but he might have to pay a fine to the city every now and then if he parks more than three hours in the same spot.
What do you think? Are we being TOO generous here?
I’ve got a car for you that’s real humdinger. It doesn’t run but who among us doesn’t like to push? Umm… there’s a dead rat on the dashboard. It was probably sunning itself when it got too well done and kinda baked. Shall I leave it there or would you like me to pick it up with a pair of barbecue tongs and drop it in the executive toilet at the Shell Station?