If I had to live in Saskatchewan, I would rather live in Saskatoon than Regina I think, though I haven't been to either city in many years. Generally though, I like my cities a little bigger than smaller. That's just me.
Women everywhere are divine. It doesn't really matter where it is. Alberta, however, has more men than women, so for schlemiels like me, Alberta probably isn't a good choice.
Vancouver is freakin' gorgeous and the weather is good, all things considered. So I would probably end up there.
Winnipeg is a bit of an enigma to me as I've never spent much time there, though The Guess Who are one of my favourite bands of all time so it can't be that bad!
Toronto is great with tonnes of stuff to do, but I'm not particularly fond of the politics in Ontario. Can't see myself living there ever again, even though I had a great ten years in Hogtown.
Hamilton is OK, and I love Ivor Wynne stadium. Too bad it's in Ontario.
Montreal is party central. I love it to death but I need to make a living too so I probably wouldn't spend much time there because my French is horrible. I used to have a Québecoise girl friend — I've never ever gotten over her