WHAT TO BRING TO TURKEYBEND'S STAG -THURS. NIGHT??

HI CFL FANS. YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO MY STAG ON THURSDAY NIGHT. IT IS MY LAST NIGHT OUT BEFORE PROPOSING TO SASKARGO! WHAT WILL YOU BRING AND WHAT ACTIVITIES SHOULD HAPPEN??

P.S. I HAVE INVITED KHARI JONES, PAUL MCCALLUM AND TROY WESTWOOD.!!!

I'll put on my thong and hopefully I don't put it on backwards cause it makes me NUTS but it will be pretty BALLS-y of me. That way you can check out my flabdominals.

No stag for this guy...any stag with men in thongs..is not a stag ..it's sick..

How about a baster.......

The baster would be interesting. With Khari, McCallum, and Banjo Boy in attendance, the Rider fans could use it as a "marital aid" and... well, you kinda know where I'm going with this one. :twisted:

.......I'll operate the BBQ.........

He will have to leave his rubber woman at home for sure.

woman?????

you mean the inflatable hen........

Sorry Piggy you are right that rubber turkey!

Let's play Go! and CFL Football of course

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I also like to invite all my buddies and my girlfriend, Iruka-Koara, if that's OK, here are a few of them, IK is in the back.

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But I must warn you, I get pretty crazy when I'm drunk, here is a pic of me form the last topic where I got smashed and Billy colored my eyebrows green!

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PARTY TIME!!!

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I'm trying to draw the Kanji for "drunk" not working out to well.

Dude,

You don't invite girllfriends to stags. The only girls invited to stags are ones that know how to a climb a poll.

Well, my gril and I can do it but see is staying with me the whole time.

Not after we get you drunk shes not.
For my bros stag I bought him the perect woman doll.
She was only 3.5 ft tall
had a beer holder in her head
weighted feet so she always stood on her feet
perfect conic breast that will never sag
hands with no fingers to spend your money with
plus she wasn't alive so she never talked.

Then some idiot at a bar popped her. Almost got in a fight over that little beuaty

Billy dont you mean you brought your favorite blow up doll?

Like I said Billy girlfriends aren't allowed on stags and yours almost got you into a fight.

Sorry dude, had to take that opening.

I hope Turkey brings his song books that he's shared with us. After a few dozen beers, we can all audition for the half time show with the black eyed peas.

I have a Karaoke machine.....

No stag is complete without a warning to the groom. I would suggest preparing him for the following life:

STUFFED ROAST TURKEY
Serves 10 to 120

  1. Dissolve 1 cup of salt in 50 gallons of cold water in bathtub. Add turkey and let soak 8 to 12 hours. Alternate method: pour volumes of Crown Royal down the turkey’s throat. This may also enhance flavour, and will get the turkey nicely pickled.

  2. Remove turkey from salt water and rinse both cavities and skin under cool running water for several minutes to remove any existing Rider biases. Pat dry inside and out with paper towels, ensuring any active biases have been completely eradicated. Adjust oven rack to lowest position and heat oven to 400 degrees. Avoid over-flavouring the turkey, as turkeys are not accustomed to anything more than regular seasons. Rather than trussing the legs together, as is custom, it may be more appropriate in this case to simply tuck the turkey’s tail between the legs. Secure well.

  3. Stuff the turkey full of Argo nonsense and Rider-bashing brainwashing. Generally, one should stuff a turkey loosely; however, in order to prevent pro-Rider sentiment from resurfacing, this turkey should be stuffed to the brim.

  4. Place the turkey in the oven. Generally, one should cook poultry for about 25 minutes per pound of stuffed turkey, basting every 10-20 minutes. I would suggest, in this instance only, on tripling the cooking time and omitting the basting. (If this turkey is following through with his plans, he’s going to have to be one dry and tough old bird. Besides, he’ll be basted enough in the upcoming years.)

  5. When turkey is sufficiently tough and dry, remove it from the oven and the pan. Rather than covering the turkey with foil, cover securely with a basic brown paper bag, and let rest 20 to 30 minutes. If the turkey appears parched, allow more alcohol.

  6. To prepare the gravy, remove ‘giblets’ completely. Chop, season, and add to wife’s trophy case. Allow the wife the honour of carving the bird.

Hellothere should be in charge of that task ! :wink:

Turkey.......if you're having a stag on Thursday, even before the Argo-Rider game, it tells me your confidence in your team is low. Or is there some wishful thinking there that you would like to marry Saskie no matter who wins? I think that's the real story....... :smiley: