We are at DefCon 4....

...please stand by for further instructions...but go refill your drinks in the meantime...

Refill achieved....awaiting instructions.....

...um, flipping through the EPG binder...hang on....

Some "fearless leader" you are.....

...okay, never dealt with this before...

  1. Open hangar doors
  2. Command pilot to rotate engines and prepare for departure
  3. Check mini bar
  4. Stabilize flight attendant
  5. Chill

...we are holding....

Turd drained the mini-bar, and took off with the attendant.....

...damn....looks like we are going with Plan B...ever flown a crop sprayer before?....

Negative…over…