Guys, your fixation on my private parts is getting me worried. Maybe you two should get into a common closet. You could then come out of it altogether.
I think fixation is way too strong of a word. I was just trying to make fun of your comment, but as you can tell, I was never very good at making fun of other people.... more along the lines of getting fun made at me, that I'm good at.
I'd comment on the closet thing, but now that I've gone and shown my prowess at snide comments, I'm sure that whatever I managed to say would come back to haunt me.... so I'll just leave it alone.