It was cold in the basement where he worked. Had dressed in shirtsleeves but underestimated the dampness. He thought: "A pullover!" Going into a domestic storage bin he found a perfectly suitable sweatshirt: handsome large and warm. But for one thing he hesitated.
Across the front was the word. The ticket to censure for certain. The E word.
The E word is out of date.
However in a cold country like Canada a fellow is going to need something warm to put on occasionally. So the E word sweatshirt it will be.
The choice is to die of censure or from exposure to cold.
In this country we choose censure.
Just saying.