Turkeybend turns down Riders GM offer!!

Press Release:
(Statement released in Regina 6 p.m. August 21st , 2006)

:cry: AFTER CAREFUL CONSIDERATION AND SERIOUS DISCUSSIONS WITH MY FAMILY AND FARM ANIMALS I HAVE DECLINED THE OFFER TO TAKE OVER AND BE GERNERAL-MANAGER OF THE SASKATCHEWAN ROUGHRIDERS. THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS THOUGHT MY SHORT TERM MANAGEMENT PLAN HAD SOME MERIT. HOWEVER, MY CONFERENCE CALL WAS UNSUCCESSFUL ATTEMPTING TO GET SASKARGO AND KENT AUSTIN TO BE ON THE SAME PAGE REGARDING A NEW PUBLIC RELATIONS PLAN. NEITHER WANTED TO COMPROMISE HENCE IT BECAME CLEAR TO ME THAT THE RIDER SHIP WOULD BE BETTER SERVED BY SOMEONE ELSE. QUITE FRANKLY, I THROW MY SUPPORT BEHIND GAINER THE GOPHER. HE (OR SHE) HAS PROVED DURABLE IN ALL KINDS OF WEATHER CONDITIONS HENCE COULD FACE THE FLAK FROM THE MEDIA AND FANS. FURTHERMORE, GAINER IS GOOD AT FINDING HOLES AND DISAPPEARING WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH UNLIKE POOR ROY. AGAIN, YOUR CONSIDERATION OF ME IN YOUR CORPORATE PLANS HAS BEEN FLATTERING! ON WITH RIDERS ...!!

RIDERS RULE
RIDER PRIDE NATION WIDE

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Our loss, Turk..... :wink:

wow

Kent Austin.......

I hear Ralph Klein will soon be available

unbeliable! I thought TB would take that job in a heartbeat!

Aren't we lucky!

Turkey...I'm surprised, you would have been a natural! Just think of the Rider Theme songs you could have written!

thanks sportsman, however if you like my songs you must be tone deaf!!
Your Leos are looking good but also had horseshoes on the last game!
Thanks for the acknowlegment!
Gobble, Gobble.

Hey Turkey, I'm still waiting for that song that I sent you a PM about! :wink:

Turkeys don't have teeth so what would you do with that tooth pick?