Timmy Chang vs Chuck Norris

Hamilton Tiger-Cats
#1

I'll take Timmy! :wink:

#2

Yes, but can THIS be said of Timmy Chang?:

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

#3

How about Timmy Chang versus Mike Ditka?

I think you might have to go with Ditka on that one

#4

Winner to take on this guy by seance...

http://www.bruce-lee-video.com/images2/left.jpg

:D :D :D

Do Texas Rangers have a mop detail? :wink:

Oski Wee Wee,

#5

aww man… i voted timmy and then chuck norris just rang my doorbell and roundhouse kicked me in the face… oww…

#6

And he let you live?

#7

he brought me back man.....
it tingled....

#8

PEOPLE....GROW UP!This is so infantile. I'll take Timmy.

#9

You are right, this topic is very immature.

So anyways, I was going to vote for Timmy Chang until I found out this about Chuck Norris:

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

#10

Chuck norris tears cure cancer....to bad he has never cried

#11

Nobody's bigger than life. Everybody laughs and cries sometimes. Even Bob! :stuck_out_tongue: Yes, even Arnold Swarzenegger.

#12
You're enjoying your day Everything's going your way Then along comes Debbie Downer.

Always there to tell you 'bout a new disease
A car accident or killer bees
You'll beg her to spare you, "Debbie, Please!"
But you can't stop Debbie Downer!


wah-wah....
#13

Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. They're now The Islands.

#14

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

#15

As much as I like the way Timmy Chang looks early on in the season...

I could never vote against a guy named Chuck.

Any time someone asks me, "If you could choose any name, what would it be?" I always reply, without a doubt, Chuck.

Chuck... a tough guy name if I've ever heard one. Case in point - Chuck Norris, Chuck Ealey, and who could forget Chuck Connor. (we'll forget about that little, annoying three foot doll that starred in far too many horror films).

#16

Chuck Connors* :wink:

He was not only "The Rifleman" but a two-sport athlete (MLB and NBA). His mother was from Nfld.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Connors

Norris has the quicker hands, but Connors could blast him from 100 feet. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Oski Wee Wee,

#17

Norris is too old now.. I have to go with Chang :slight_smile:

#18

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his Dad did.

#19

Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, ....

the cobra died.

#20

And since we're comparing Chang to Chuck Norris, are we going to have Timmy Chang facts here?

And in response to the one mentioned above, one might say this: This is no chin under Timmy Chang's helmet. There is only another arm.

This could be immature, but fun.

Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING. (As "hunting" implies the possibility of failure.)

Timmy Chang fact: Timmy Chang does not play football.... TIMMY CHANG WINS FOOTBALL. (As "playing" implies the possibility of failure.)

Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Timmy Chang fact: Timmy Chang does not pay attention to the TigerVision (or anywhere else the score is displayed.) HE decides what the score is.