HAMILTON — The Hamilton Tiger-Cats announced today, the football club has signed American receiver Davon “Smoke” Harris.
What’s with all the receivers Hamilton is signing is Tim White getting benched or on the way out
If you’ve got too many receivers laying around in Hamilton feel free to send a couple of them to Winnipeg. Our volunteers are standing by to transform your unwanted Tim Whites into valuable household names like, ‘Deep Threat Dalton’ or ‘Agent Orange’. You could put a smile on the face of an unhappy Bomber fan tomorrow by donating a healthy target for Zack Colaros today. You’ll get a heart-felt pat on the head from genius GM Kyle Walters or assistant GM extraordinaire Danny Mac. (you’ll also get an official pretend receipt for tax purposes).
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