A couple was getting divorced. The judge wanted to hear from their child who he wanted to live with.
"Do you want to live with your father?" He asked.
"No" the child said. "I don't want to live with my father because he beats me!"
"Then do you want to live with your mother?" The judge asked.
"No!" the child said, "I don't want to live with my mother because she beats me."
"Well then, who do you want to live with?" The judge asked.
""I want to live with the Ti-Cats because they don't beat anybody!!!" the child said.