Now that what some would believe as the inevitable has happened with regards to the Head Coaching change in the Tiger-Cats organization, how about we think WAY outside of the box, and suggest some other coaching/front office positions? I’ll start a few with some rationalizations, and let’s get some further input:
Motivation Coach: Susan Powter. If anything, this football team has to “stop the insanity?…
Fitness/Conditioning Coach: Jack La Lanne. Hey – if a 70-year-old man can drag 15 boats across a harbour, he might be doing something right…
Discipline Coach: R. Lee Ermey. http://www.rleeermey.com/ Who better to dole out discipline than “Gunnery Sergeant Hartman??
Stadium Upgrade Co-ordinator: Mike Holmes. Since Ivor Wynne Stadium is the “home? of the Hamilton Tiger-Cats, “Holmes on Homes? could do a project on properly renovating the stadium. Heck – Alliance Atlantis might even foot the bill.
Concession stand coach: Dr. Phil
You have to believe that you can make a single rye & coke under section 30 in less than 5 minutes. It is possible if you put your mind to it.
Offensive line coach: Jerry Springer
Can organize hurtful relationship feelings into the huddle that should have the boys firing 3 yards off the scrimmage line.
Financial motivator: Jim Bakker
For every dumb penalty, you will have dinner with Tammy Faye and make a donation
Practice coordinator: Stuart Smalley
I am a football player, people like me, I am good enough. 8th place means ONLY 7 teams are better. Hustle. Way to go!
too bad matt foley wasn't still around (chris farley) to give his motivational speech how if you don't shape up.... "you'll find yourself living on a steady diet of processed cheese and living in a van down by the river"
Fitness/Conditioning Coach: Jack La Lanne. Hey – if a 70-year-old man can drag 15 boats across a harbour, he might be doing something right…
I used to watch Jack on TV about 40 yrs ago. I beleive he was the first TV fitness guru. I was awed by him then and I am still awed by what he is doing today. He could make adifference.
whats really cool about Jack is that now he is living proof that what he did back then really works. With every tom dick and jane doing such shows today, ya have to wonder how many, if any, will be anything close to jack, even in their 60s.
