Thinking WAY outside of the box...

Now that what some would believe as the inevitable has happened with regards to the Head Coaching change in the Tiger-Cats organization, how about we think WAY outside of the box, and suggest some other coaching/front office positions? I’ll start a few with some rationalizations, and let’s get some further input:

  1. Motivation Coach: Susan Powter. If anything, this football team has to “stop the insanity?…

  2. Fitness/Conditioning Coach: Jack La Lanne. Hey – if a 70-year-old man can drag 15 boats across a harbour, he might be doing something right…

  3. Discipline Coach: R. Lee Ermey. http://www.rleeermey.com/ Who better to dole out discipline than “Gunnery Sergeant Hartman??

  4. Stadium Upgrade Co-ordinator: Mike Holmes. Since Ivor Wynne Stadium is the “home? of the Hamilton Tiger-Cats, “Holmes on Homes? could do a project on properly renovating the stadium. Heck – Alliance Atlantis might even foot the bill.

Now it’s your turn…

lol..good thread!

here's mine:

Martha Stewart!

(to design new uniform pants of course)... :smiley:

ps...I hope Coach Lancaster shares my view that the pants have been jinxing us...and will make the change immediately :lol:

Concession stand coach: Dr. Phil
You have to believe that you can make a single rye & coke under section 30 in less than 5 minutes. It is possible if you put your mind to it.

Offensive line coach: Jerry Springer
Can organize hurtful relationship feelings into the huddle that should have the boys firing 3 yards off the scrimmage line.

Financial motivator: Jim Bakker
For every dumb penalty, you will have dinner with Tammy Faye and make a donation

Practice coordinator: Stuart Smalley
I am a football player, people like me, I am good enough. 8th place means ONLY 7 teams are better. Hustle. Way to go!

too bad matt foley wasn't still around (chris farley) to give his motivational speech how if you don't shape up.... "you'll find yourself living on a steady diet of processed cheese and living in a van down by the river"

Strength Coach : Richard Simmons
Special Teams Coach : Andy Dick
Offensive Line Coach : Yes, it is!

Just some thoughts! :slight_smile:

Head Coach: George "We're goin' to war boys" Bush
O/C: Condoleeza "What the Hell has George done now" Rice

Linebackers: George "The Animal" Steele. At least he's from Hamilton...

D-Line: Mick Foley. "Have a nice day!"

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Fitness/Conditioning Coach: Jack La Lanne. Hey – if a 70-year-old man can drag 15 boats across a harbour, he might be doing something right…
I used to watch Jack on TV about 40 yrs ago. I beleive he was the first TV fitness guru. I was awed by him then and I am still awed by what he is doing today. He could make adifference.

I bet he could throw a helleva run block too.

whats really cool about Jack is that now he is living proof that what he did back then really works. With every tom dick and jane doing such shows today, ya have to wonder how many, if any, will be anything close to jack, even in their 60s.

...how about we think WAY outside of the box, and suggest some other coaching/front office positions?...
Owner/caretaker: Bill Gates.

Now there is a guy with serious money. And he is committed to giving almost all of it to charity. What better cause than the Ticats?

;-)

Or to me, that would be nice Mr. Bill.

:)

thanks for your interest..BILL...

However, Young is just fine as an owner...Maybe you oughta talk to Brailey. :slight_smile:

Wouldn't he just make everything propriatary, filled with bugs and security breaches, and relentlessly persue any fan without a "licence"?

Pinball .. Changes from Double Blue to Ticats Black and Gold

Mind you I Think Blazes Will Freeze over 1st

Larry the Cable Guy as head coach...

just what you need to git'r'dun.

DLine = Col. Hap Hapaflap (simpsons)
-if the defense doesn't start gettin to that QB he'll tear them up like a kleenex at a snot convention.

OC = first one to bring me paopao's head on a platter.... i mean... um... something less violent... yes... thats what i meant....

added note:

Paopao just ran into my office resting his own head on a platter.... ( i never said detached...)

looks like he's still it... i'm waiting on responses from the rest of them tho...

The longest gain from scrimmage this year. :thup:

is that your way of saying that it is a long way to the gutter :twisted: :lol: