The Seinfeld Thread - A thread about nothing

I thought I made a mistake once.

The saying “happy wife means happy life” was coined by a women.
Live by the credo “You only have one life you can always get another wife”

today I forgot something, I think

That must really impress all the old gals at your retirement home.

naah, they be only interested in the one pill I don’t take.

Wife wont let me move there anyhow, sigh.

I joke of course, my wife is the best there has ever been and I couldn’t live a day without her.

There is a small town I pass through in northern Ontario on my way to fishing trips. The general store in that town has a sign outside indicating the proprietors to be “Tom Stewart and wife”.

I congratulate ol’ Tom on his foresight. He can get divorced and remarried as many times as he wants, and he’ll never have to pay any money to get his sign changed.

Stream of consciousness. . . who is Canada’s greatest military hero? Almost every small town in the country has a place named after him! General Store! Ably assisted no doubt by his second-in-command, Major Intersection.

First woman character I ever saw kick men’s butts with martial arts was the character Emma Peel played by Diana Rigg in the 1965-68 show called the Avengers. British show having nothing to do with superheroes of comic books.

Apparently she was on Game of Thrones for 18 episodes. Never watched the show so I missed her.

That which cannot be remedied mustbe endured.

"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.?

In this is a great secret to life and the reduction of much heartache and anguish.
In this is the road to greater peace.

Oh the anguish and misery I have caused myself because I could not accept what I did not want to accept.

Seek peace over perfection.

In this you may calm the waters of turmoil

Always remember the wise advice of Bobby McFerrin

Don’t worry, be happy

Unless you are self employed…
“Your job is not your life”…
“Your job should pay for your life”

I leave you with one final thought for the day.

what if.

Nice.