The Real Culprits

Stripes, Stripes
Oskee Cripes
Another game
Goes down the pipes

Pigskin Pete
Tangled feet
One more game
goes in defeat

Box J Boys
Not enough noise
Must not talk
about s*x toys

Danny Mac
coming back
favorite turf
to take a sack

Lesley's hot
sidelines alot
she is why
passes aren't caught

New scoreboard
Bob could afford
down 10 points
just pull the cord