The Embauer Strikes back!

You can't win, Mike. If you start losing, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.!

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Commander, tear this ship apart until you find those napkins! And bring me all the quarterbacks, I want them ALIVE!

Come on Coach ! I want to become a Jedi.

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Valerie Take him a way please

No problem Master, but you still owe me a cheque for Hackney. Ouch ! You should change that couch, something just poked me in the ar...

The Cheque is in the mail

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You forgot that Mike has the Death Star aka Database to repel evil.

Get a job. You have way too much time on your hands.

Keep Ass uming there Spanky 8)

Little sub/domination fetish there Spanky? :lol: