I too disliked certain teams when I wore a younger man's clothes. Sometimes I also disliked oatmeal and called small birds idiots. Other times I twitched randomly and threw grapes at passing freight trains.
People are often relieved when I wear my own clothes.
I once read on a website that Boris Levionis is/was his actual given name. I can't imagine what it would be like for a kid growing up in Texas with a name like that. I did a quick google just now to see if I could identify the website but got no results. It could be that the creator of that website was just making a joke and it has since disappeared. Or it is true and Boris Levionis didn't like being outed and had it removed. As much as I would like to claim authorship I'm not THAT witty.