Just before the 'site glitch', there was a thread noting that the interactive seating chart wasn't up. Oski (Russ) speculated that there was something being hidden (the old cynic).
My proposal was just that they were putting some add-ons to the software to make it more useful. I think that someone is working on an add-on application that will highlight the seats that DON'T have splinters.
What add-ons to the seat locater do you think are being added - even as you read this - in the slave-pits of Bob's back rooms in the bowels of the Ti-Cat lair?
(Or do you have a paranoid conspiracy theory of your own as to why the application isn't up and running?)