This string has gone completely off-topic (rightly so) and rasslin' was mentioned so I think I'll stay off-topic.
I used to work as an usher at the old Wpg Arena and I worked ringside for rasslin' quite often. I saw 2 matches that were real. Hacksaw Duggan and Dr. X had some kind of mad-on concerning family references and beat each other senseless. The "ref" had to keep them from killing each other. The other match had Larry Henning against someone I can't recall.
Of course there was this other time when a rassler popped the blood capsule in his pants and and told the other guy to "kick me in the ribs and pin me!"
I agree with his assertion that football is scripted. After all, how often do you hear commentators say something like "You couldn't have scripted a better ending?" ... It's because they've tried.