SONG FOR ALL THE HUMBLE ESKIMO FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sung to 'Oh lord its hard to be Humble'

Oh lord its hard to be humble
when yur perfect in every way
We know when we look in the mirror
that we get better looking each day
to know us is to love us
we must have a helluva team
so much cash to pay
we'll win every game
with our eskimo green machine

OUr Qb's name is 'Wicky'
he can't get nothin' 'wight'
he blames it on the 'wascals'
dressed up in green and white
our coach his name is danny
he speaks both english and french
the trouble is here
its football not beer
and his playcalling's getting him lynched!

Our defence is not improving
our running game does not exist
our offensive lineman are soft as feathers
our coach is a son of a bitch
and when we get close
Sean hits the post
causing us all to have fits!

Oh lord it's hard to be humble
when we own all this oil and gas
our legacy is our franchise
the green and gold forever will last
BUT THE SEEDS OF DOUBT ARE GROWING
AS WE BLOW GAME AFTER GAME
EVEN OLE HUGHIE
IS COMING UNGLUEY
ON THIS ESKIMO DERAILING TRAIN!

Riders Rule
ESKIMOS DROOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Song of the Year...I can hear it now...GRAMMY!!!.. GRAMMY!!!.. GRAMMY!!!!

LMAO!!

RANCH RANCH RANCH RANCH RANCH

yawn

.......very creative turk........

Hasn't he composed enough songs to get his own CD now?

I can see it now... At a CFL souvinir store near you.

"TURKEYBENDS GREATEST HITS!" $9.99 from K-tel!

Check the dollar stores first

That's foul turkey.

Pretty funny.

You'll have to do one for your Riders when they screw themselves over in the playoffs like they always do...

i’m working on one ESKjebus!!! Just in case!!

CFL Rules

You could do "Oops I did it again" for the Riders.....

"Oops, we did it again - we played with your hearts - and lost the damned game....."

Can Turkey hit the high notes, or are you the guest vocalist? :wink:

WOW turkey you need to get a life , all yuor roughie fans who got all hot and lathered and blew there load , need tog eta life and wait till playoffs start ,

Geez RNR You talk pretty good trash with the Rider fans, but you haven't answered some questions from the BC Lion forum posters.

Seems to me you were enjoying rubbing our noses in our defeat to the Eskies yet you've failled to answer some other questions directed at you.

Selective memory?

Ahh, he finally, finally got around to showing up and answering.....I stand corrected

yah , i was specifically hiding from you computer worms, yah im scared , wait a minute, i went on vacation to seattle , you know i went some where, srry girls for not showing soem consideration for you

Geez... I wish a was a 16 years old big shot playing in an unknown band to be able to travel to beautiful places like Seattle.

I was hoping he'd be going to computer school so I could make sense of what he's trying to say half the time.

ummmm ok first of all, im not ina band second, i love seattle, and thrird of all who cares if im 16 i cant go anywhere

How long did it take to write that?... just wonderin...lol

Prob not as long as it takes us to figure it out