Sign my 'entrance' petition

...I need five signatures before I'll go to McMahon Stadium mgmt and request that instead of doing pre-game player introductions this Saturday at McMahon that the team as a whole run out of the locker room and through the inflatable helmet to the sound of one looooooooong fart noise....

are you implying the stamps are going to poop the bed?

....why use future tense? I'm implying the sheets need to be washed already