Just think what Lance Armstrong could do for the Bombers. He bounced back from cancer and developed a strength and conditioning program that enabled him to win 7 Tours de France (seven 2000 mile races)!!!
Lance could put Buck Pierce on a program that would make him strong as a bull and twice as mean. Our defense would be almost injury free and better than they were 2 years ago. The O-line would steamroll opposing defenses and would be an impenetrable barrier for the QB. Our kickers could increase their average distances by 20%.
The Grey Cup would be ours again, fair and square. Due to a conspiracy by the USADA and his jealous teammates to frame a man that NEVER failed a drug test in his life, Lance Armstrong is unemployed and looking for vindication.
I think we should hire him. What do you think?