SAD SONG SASKARGO AND ARGO FANS!!!!!

Sung to the tune of 'Somewhere over the Rainbow'

SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW
ARGO FANS
DO DIE
EVEN MAGIC FROM ADAM RITA
CAN'T MAKE
AN OLD BOAT
FLY

SOMEWHERE ON GRIDIRON FIELDS
OLD AGE DOES NOT LIE
AND THE DREAMS
OF ANOTHER GREY CUP
MUST GO BYE, BYE!!

sUNDAY, I'LL WISH UPON A STAR
AND WAKE UP WHERE THE ARGOS ARE
FAR
BEHIND TEAMS!
WHERE DREAMS MELT LIKE
AVERY DROPS (fumbles)
JUST AS DAMON'S
TICKER STIOPS
SASKARGO
WE CAN'T FIND THEE??!

SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW
SASKARGO'S IN DESPAIR
SOMEWHERE
LIKELY IN TWO WEEKS
ARGOS WILL SHOW
THEIR WEAR AND TEAR

SOMETIME OVER THE RAINBOW
SASKARGO WILL SEE
THAT THE BOATMAN ARE SINKING
DESPITE DRINKING GERITOL
FOR FREE

SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW
ARGO FANS
DO DIE
SLOW LEGS
AND POT BELLIES
CAN'T MAKE AN OLD
SHIP FLY!
SAKSARGO
DON'T TELL NOBODY
ARGOS ARE GOING BYE, BYE!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE
CFL ROCKS
RIDER PRIDE NATION WIDE

Sorry Turkey! Do not give up your day job!

YOU ROCK TURKEY

aw he sings a love song to Saskargo! how sweetll!

KK becareful the viper will chew you up and spit you out!

Is that why you suck up to her all the time redwhite??

Good song Turkey

Ah Billy you feeling left out! Maybe she will reply to you so you will feel better.

I got a good Turkey Joke:

EVERYONE ONE THAT DRIVES A FORD MUSTANG IS A STAMP FAN, WHEATHER THEY KNOW IT OR NOT!!!!!!

LMFFAO!!! :lol:

this was boring after the first line.....never finished the rest.
if it was on radio, i'd change the station.

the Saskargo song doesn't compete with My Sharona, but I bet it's the first time Saskargo was put to song. She must feel proud.

Geez Turkey... first time you ever got such a tough audience. :stuck_out_tongue: I wouldn't have thought you'd be slapped on the muzzle for laughing at the crumbling boatmen.

I liked it... especially that part:

SLOW LEGS
AND POT BELLIES
CAN'T MAKE AN OLD
SHIP FLY!

Pretty funny turkeynuts,
You should sing that at the Argos home PLAYOFF GAME!!!!
Since you riders won't be getting one!!!!

Actually , it is quite clever and funny. :lol:

However , it is a tad ironic , since SASK. are fighting for there play off lives.
But they have those POWER RANKINGS on their side.The ARGOS, just can't compete with that. :wink: :lol:

The ARGOS might as well NOT play on SATURDAY.Since a MONTREAL victory seems to be written in stone. :shock:

And the ARGOS, have the same record as MONTREAL , so what does that say about , MONTREAL? Hey at least , THE ARGOS win the big game , once in a while. :smiley:

Remember Turkey, just say no!

lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

OOOH!!! I have another good one

Guess which one is Turkey?

(Turkey knows I'm just fooling with him)

SAY NO TO CRACK- LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KANGA, ---- Best photo this year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you made my day!!

CFL Rocks

Isn't that great, but I think I like I like the Prozac one better.

CFL Rocks

But that song is just as great when you proposed to Saskargo, Turk!

Still like the SAY NO TO CRACKS photo the best, Kanga!!!!

CFL ROCKS

Just when you're feeling down you can always count on the turkeybend to give you another great song to cheer you right up! Amazing, genius...