Rider jokes

I have loved some of the hilarious jokes about the riders over the past few days and it has helped to "ease" the pain (along with gibsons) so what I am asking for are all of your classy rider jokes I want real creativity please no stupid insulting hilibilly jokes.......unless they are funny Enjoy and thank you from Rider nation

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball.

Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

Ok, :cowboy: :lol: but it is better than the Rider jokes.

hahahaha thats a good one gotta remember to tell that one tomorrow

Guy goes into a doughnut shop and orders a Saskatchewan dozen.

That's the only one I know.

Just anounced pilsner coming out soon with a 'riders' dozen

I don't have any jokes to tell but I did receive a fax accepting applications to work for the Riders as a math tutor.
I also received an e-mail picture of the new Pilsner 13 pack in honour of the Riders. :lol: :lol:

The prevailing affliction in Sask is Triskaidekaphobia- Fear of the number 13... I hear that no one will be allowed to wear that number while a member of the Riders...

...you know, as a marketing tool, a limited term campaign that added a 13th can of Pil to a dozen for the price of a dozen as a token of 'we share your sorrow, have a beer on us' would be brilliant....

I posted this one in the Riders forum already.

Does this make us the 14th man?

I think the packaging of an extra can in a 12-pack would be too difficult to make it feasible. It's the same reason we don't have 5, 7, 9, or 10 packs. There's no easy way to fit that number of cans neatly into a package.

You know, there was a brewery around this area that used to do that. They'd include a can in their cases of 12 bottles. :lol:

…don’t know how i missed this one…Anthony Calvillo wears no 13…guess if the riders got beat by the 13 jinx…there’s your answer…It just all adds up… :lol: :lol:

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I was thinking the same thing.....

Maybe a poll.....Which beer company will market the "Saskatchewan dozen" first? The Brewers of Pil should have been right on that one right away.

.....maybe Labatts Blue (Bomber Beer) i know they'd luv to keep this one alive.... :lol: :lol: :lol: Be a pretty good seller at the Banjo Bowl....heh heh... :thup:

You mean fear of the number 13 of the opponent, right? :wink:

Only problem with that is that the Bomber fans would equate that to the 13 different ways the Riders scored on them in the 2009 Banjo bowl, and they wouldn't go anywhere near the stuff. Then what would they do with it........ Oh yea,......
Fire retardant.

Hello my name is Dylan, and I am the 13th man.

Tell that to Jason Armstead

Why were the Saskatchewan Roughriders kicked out of the Christmas pageant?

They kept adding an extra day to "The 12 Days of Christmas."

It's pretty weak but it's the best I could come up with (so far).