I have an idea!
Rather than have a coin toss to determine possession at the start of the game the CFL should...
Bring out an inflatable kiddie pool and fill it with mud. A coin would be placed at the bottom of the pool prior to the mud being added.
A cheerleader from each team would be chosen and placed inside of the pool. Both cheerleaders would proceed to wrestle in an atempt to find the coin.
Whoever comes up with the coin wins and the team that they represent would have the choice to recieve of kick.
Now, a slight modification to the rules regarding the start of the 2nd half...
If Hamilton recieves the ball to start the game they would kick to start the 2nd half. Well...
If the cheerleader can come up with the coin AND cause a UFC-style submission on her opponent... the winning team would receive the ball to start BOTH halfs of the game. No submission? Then the standard kick off rules would apply.
(this thread was made strictly for humourous purposses... no cheerleaders were harmed in the making of this thread)