Simoni probably took it on you . In fact I saw him running down the street with it . That Simoni , he getās blamed for everything .
Of course Bobo. Simone took my air pump. He takes everything. So now what am I going to do? My blow up beaver doll is getting flatter by the minute. Itās hissing at me now. Sounds kinda sexy.
Excuse me while I stay on topic and do some more flaggingā¦
Perhaps he took your air pump to deliver a blow to his own head.
Thatās EXACTLY what he did. How could I have missed it? Now Iāll have to buy another one. Darn. Have seen air pump prices lately? Theyāre sooo inflated.
That sucks.
And blowsā¦
You guys have sucked the air out of this thread.
We might get flagged. Iām starting to feel the pressure.
Weāre just pumping out the jokes.
Oh youāre right. Maybe Iām over doing the pump gags.
For now on I will gauge my responses more carefully.
Going with the flow
What jokes? I thought this was an educational thread. I heard recently that beavers need to keep gnawing on hard substances to keep itās teeth from growing too big for itās mouth. The moral of the story is āWhen hunting for beaver, beware of beavers that bite too hard!ā
Yes. Iām going with the flow also. Thereās a cute gal measuring distances across the street. Iād sure like to meter.
You hunt beaver Krusiun? And youāre bringing this up in the middle of our pump gags?!
That makes me so angry I want to kil a pascal.
Well the shotgun is semi-retired.
first there is flagging
then there is post flagging
and 9 months later....
Well let us know when your shotgun is FULLY retired and weāll throw it a party. Just give us a ten second head start.
Thatās what happens when you donāt practice āsafe flaggingā.
Donāt worry. By the time this gun fires youāll be out of range.
Sheās in her yard?