You know what grinds my gears???
[THAT OTHER TEAM I HATE BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT MY TEAM] is so dirty. They always hit late, and that dirty SOB [OTHER TEAM’S PLAYER] intends to injure. In fact, last game, when [MY TEAM] played [THAT TEAM], [OTHER TEAM’S PLAYER] hit [MY TEAM’S QB] late and there was no flag!!!1!1!1!!
This only happens to [MY TEAM]. [MY TEAM] is the victim of a giant conspiracy!!! I hate [THAT OTHER TEAM I HATE BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT MY TEAM]! They are soooo dirty. The league should do something about this.
There. Literally every fan of every team can post in this thread with impunity.