official Ticat O-Line knock-knock joke thread

Since our O-Line is a complete joke, employing more clowns than Barnum and Bailey, I thought it would be a good idea to open things up to loyal, disgusted Ticat fans everywhere, and ask you all for your favorite Ticat O-Line joke.

I'll get the ball rolling:

Knock, Knock.
"Who's there?"
A safety about to blitz.
"What's that?"

Anwar Stewart: "Knock, Knock?"

Peter Dyakowski: "Who's there?"

Anwar: "Stunting lineman."

Peter: "Stunting lineman who?"

Anwar: "I just ran by you!"

Peter: "At least I can beat Nick Setta at Guitar Hero!"

  • paul

ticat receiver: knock knock

ticat receiver: knock knock…

ticat receiver: knock…KNOCK…

ticat receiver: KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

Casey Printers/Richie Williams: Sorry, it took me so long, I couldn’t see the door with all these Eskimos/Alouettes surrounding me…

That's funny, but true :wink:

Worst thread EVER!!! Even worse than the ridiculous "word association thing.

Opp DL Knock Knock

TC OL Come on through

TC OL: Knock Knock

Real Football Player: Who's there?

TC OL: Thank God For The.

Real Football Player: Thank God for The Who?

TC OL: Thank God for the CFL roster ratio rules, because it's the only reason I'm playing professional football.

Real Football Player: What about Woodward?

TC OL: Shut up.

Knock Knock.
“Who’s there?”
Swiss Cheese.
“Oh, I thought we were looking into a mirror!”

Printers: Knock knock
O-line: Who's there?
Printers: Casey Printers.
O-line: Casey Printers who?
Printers: Ahhhhh, now I understand.

An Argo-Cat fan

so jokes :lol:

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DE: Knock Knock
O-Lineman: Who is there?
DE: I'mapile-up
O-Lineman: Imapileupwho
(say it quick and out-loud...a couple of times should do)

DE: Knock Knock
O-Lineman: Who is there?
DE: I'mapile-up
O-Lineman: Imapileupwho
(say it quick and out-loud...a couple of times should do)

lol. best one.

LMAO. i think thats the best one. Although all of them are oh so funny.

TI-CAT' d-line:"kock knock"
O-LINE "who's there?"
they both point at eachother and fall down laughing :lol:

TI-CAT’ d-line:“kock knock”
O-LINE “who’s there?”
they both point at eachother and fall down laughing :lol:

Knock Knock.

"Who's There?"

We're young and we need time to gell.

"Isn't that the excuse that the rest of the team is using? Heck, who cares! Let's use it for us, too!"

Knock Knock.

Who's There?

Double-Blue.

Double-Blue who?

Oh now - don't cry - it's only a game...

:thup: :thup: :thup:

Here is my knock knock joke...

Opponent D-Line: Hmph... someone left the door open. No need to knock I guess.