Oddities (silly 15 character rule)

"This user's public profile is hidden."

Then it isn't public, is it?

"Hidden intersection ahead"

If you are trying to hide it, why tell me about it? Doesn't that defeat the purpose?

"Small Engine Repairs"

Confusing. Does he do small repairs to any kind of engine, or does he do all kinds of repairs to small engines only?

"Slow Construction Ahead"

Everyone knows this one; where's the comma supposed to be?

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Maxwell house coffee
Good till the last drop! What's wrong with the last drop?

He was a one eyed one horned giant purple eater. Did he eat giant purple people or was he a giant who ate purple people?

If you clip something, are you cutting it apart or attaching it together?

...drive on a parkway, park on a driveway...

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Is it odd that the word bed actually looks like a bed? :zzz:

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Shouldn't hemorrhoids be called asteroids?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

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Scientists said the world is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons.
They forgot to mention Morons!

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If you rip holes in a net you have fewer hole in the net.

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Remember there is always Bob's Country Bunker, where they have "both kinds" of live music. :no_mouth:

I have gone on record as being a non-believer of Quantum Decoherence

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the happier you are, the more you have to lose

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When you don't know where that smell is coming from in your house or your car, perhaps 90% of the time - IT'S YOU.

I'd be very, very afraid of believers in that too you know. Avoid.

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well, golly gum gee. A body cant get a word in edgewise around here.

My wife is the one I thought she was when I thought she was the one

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Oh God I hope not