A couple of years ago I went to a McMaster game at Laurier, and they handed out whoopee cushions to everyone, and at halftime we set the record for "most simultaneous whoopee cushion sittings" or "biggest fake f@rt" or whatever they called it.
I still have that thing around here somewhere.
Ah, only in Canada can we talk about whoopee cushions and f@arts and that and feel perfectly normal and natural doing this. 
I would hope that talking about whoopee cushions and the related biological noise would be natural... I mean, it's not like we actually make that noise, or anything :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: