This is the biggest bit of CFL news in 2020 and not one word around here?
"one word" There are you satisfied?
What news is “the biggest bit of news”?
This bit of news.... obviously.
It's the elephant in the room, how can you not talk about it?
Is that room in the White House ? We , the largest land mammals , have never been in that room .
Pat Lynch (a big elephant fan and legal adviser)
I went to a gigantic white elephant sale once. Wanted to buy a house hippo, but they were sold out.
Did I ever tell you about the elephant my mother in law had in her room?
Me: What about the poop and the smell?
Mother in law: If the elephant doesn't like it, he can get the hell out!
Maybe the elephant doesn't like people talking about it?
UFOs are coming with $150 million in funding to bankroll the league through 2021. Say they prefer our brand of ball to the NFL. Believe me, I have a reliable source.
Ancient astronauts say...yes!
New team name: Edmonton Elephants?
Nope. More TiCat related.
The TiCat Elephants ?
Pat Lynch (a big fan of the Pittsburgh Pachyderms)
Elephant themed masks?
Ah.... this is a guessing game. Sorry that I didn't get it at first.
Could it be this?
Banks an elephant? A petite pachyderm at best, methinks. Fast, but petite.
Q: How do you know if you pass an elephant?
A: You can't get the toilet seat down.
Speedy might want to be careful. No play, no pay. But, on the upside, he maybe can use the time to heal up his hernia.
If that's what this useless thread is about, I can see why Speedy would think that way. He has a LOT of loyalty for Bob Young and the team. He has also said that his high school approached him for a coaching job. As much as I would love to see him playing for us for years to come, the lure of a steady paycheque may be too much with the pandemic (not to mention, MUCH less wear and tear on his body)...
I'm not sure what the thread is about, but I wouldn't say it's completely useless. The OP seems to derive some form of satisfaction from seeing people reply to his posts. So there's that.
And by replying, sadly, I have now joined the ranks of those who give him the gratification he so craves.