Paolo's Picks Week 15
The Angry, Yet Soothing, Mariachi Edition
Bills
Jets
If the Jets can't pull this off against the Lions, they should just forfeit the rest of their season. It is hopeless if the case.
Regardless, the local fans are VERY ANGRY there at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ. This time upon any loss, there could even be vandalism, arson, bioterrorism, and/or insurrection. Yes I know it's terrifying for many of you to read about this probable reality now, and I am merely only the messenger don't look at me, but yes indeed they might go beyond even tire irons 
and blowtorches 
like last time when their local brothers and sisters for the Giants saw them tie those Commanders!
Let's hope it does not come to any such mayhem this time, but the local politicians, both elected and unelected, do have to appease those angry locals and so long as nobody gets hurt, well ... 
Then again, certain folks running some things do like the prospect of major new construction, but hey, I digress as "Tulsa King" also makes for an entertaining show these days. 
Now those Jets do have both the Gotham Villain Mike White and his trusty, crusty Mean Henchman Chris Streveler, so "Don't Stop, Believin'"!
Steelers
Ah what the heck - both these teams are 5-8 such that they must win out to make the playoffs, and they both suck and are very angry. It won't happen, so they'll simply just beat each other up. Carolina was able to unload that lead hot air balloon Baker Mayfield at the very least, but they have never found their way since the days of Cam who barely found his way for a short while in his vastly overrated NFL career. Screw you for that too ESPN.
I pick the Steelers because I think they have more of an edge to them here in the lousy weather of December, even in Charlotte, such that there is going to be some nasty on display by these angry players too. No, I'm not watching this one either and if you do, please, please, take your medicine and then your herb and/or good hooch by the first quarter. You are welcome.
Saints
Well, as usual at this point of the year with a team no longer in contention for the playoffs, either that New Orleans voodoo works to mess up the ambitions of other divisional opponents or these Saints are once again cursed even in their own house.
At least their current stadium has far better prospects than it seems they ever had in the previous edition of the Superdome of yore.
Bengals
Now the Bucs are essentially frauds in a very weak division as these Bengals are hot, and Tom Brady could pull one out of his ...again, but at this point perhaps I am overcome by my rooting interest. But there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
Commanders
Like @Jon I am tempted to pick another tie, but I won't. And we both don't like these teams, so perhaps they can beat each other up slap silly again like last time only two weeks ago! They both need this win badly, so it's a real grudge-match and perfect for drama and bigger market ratings for NBC, but then again it could be another dullard with bad football.
See please above for the Jets for more related details.
!Buena suerte a todos!
