Prophecy Awards for Week 12, a tough slate as it was no doubt, go out to that cagey @IllinoisGuy , sneaky good @prairiewolf77 , and Special Guest Star @Meow_Mix - congratulations!
The racing is heated now, and I’m not talking about the engines and the tires folks. Most of those toothy grins exchanged by the drivers have turned into mean scowls.
The Mighty Abendschan @Abbey has slingshotted around Uncle Jesse @AYC2112 , who nodded off briefly at the wheel and then it was too late, and this pass was successful despite also changing his pick.
We know what happens here in our contest when you change your pick. Bwah ha ha ha ha.
Even The Mighty Abendschan had his exceptional streak against the rule ended.
Let that be a hard lesson also to the rest of you of what happens when you screw around here with our strict rules!
That @Maaax has joined the lead pack too, blocking everybody’s view from the rear again.
We’ll see if he can manage a big-ass lead before too long, not to be confused with a big ASS lead, of course.
I have kept that no-good pesky Pants @pantsonfire at bay, and you too @Softsac you scoundrel after I caught you trying to slingshot around and had to send you towards the outer wall to shut your ass down, ah ah ah!
Now to keep chasing down that wily @Crash and that hairy gorilla @bobo82 .
Ladies and gentlemen, and so has spoken an honourable man, The Mighty Abendschan, who had changed his pick as noted, and who now remains in the lead pack behind that Maaax.
He’ll have to fight harder now to get past that wide load.