NFL Game Thread 2024 Season Opener Ravens at Chiefs Thursday 05 Sept 24

And here’s the game thread.

See you all here tonight if you are watching.

Now you all be careful out there today to dodge all the hot takes circling around especially since last night after a few days of people blathering about their fantasy pools and their hot gambling advice and takes like every year early in the season.

The NFL on cable TV sports channels and sports radio are generally a NO today before the game.

Hopefully it’s a good game that lives up to the match-up too.

Now for a word of caution for all viewers.
If you are a fan of the Chiefs or general public fanfare that does not involve actual play, you can skip this part.
If you are a fan of the Ravens, you definitely want to read this part. You are welcome.


Every season in the home opener there is of course the natural homer fanfare for the home team, which includes a pregame worship session of sorts that involves the Super Bowl trophy and banners and the like.

Tonight some of you might be blessed enough to see a shot of Andy Reid just as he is chomping into a fully-loaded pre-game double cheeseburger in fact, and well, good for him, but we can’t all be so blessed you know.

I don’t even like this crap for my own team for a season opener, for it feels pretentious now that a new season has started and every team has to earn a slot in the playoffs from the beginning. Save the shows for halftime and get on with the game, damnit.

Anyway, the game is delayed by this worship session as covered for years now by NBC, so if you are not into these too with also a blabbering and glib Mike Tirico with the usually over-explaining Cris Collinsworth as if this show were also an homage to those damn Olympic ceremonies, you can skip this part until the teams actually kickoff!

If they have an actual flyover, that would be cool though.
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Over/Under on how many times T Swift is shown throughout the game is set at 5.5 :grin:

Go Ravens!

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who cares about nifty swifty, I’m here for beer and Lamar vs Mahomes. GO RAVENS :ravens: :beers:

finally SOME 4 DOWN BALL YEEAAAAA :football: :football: :football: :football:

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there are some new weird kicking rules that I don’t know about. so I asked my sassy-arsed CFL bot about it:

yo Bot, what are the new NFL gridiron football rules for kick offs and punts for the 2024 - 2025 season?

@BetweenTheGoalposts FYI

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Bot Ross is on point

BEASTIE BOYS FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO PAAAAARRTTAAAY :beers:

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Lots of pre game mucky muck. Enough already.

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yea but damn :heart_eyes: Coco Jones :star_struck:

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weird kickoff. that sucked.

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Lamar and Henry yessss :football: nice drive :ravens:

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Here’s my parlay for the night :eyes::eyes:

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Turned it on, saw a bunch of mucky muck, turned it off.

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dang horse collar

holy cow Worthy was flying there what a run

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ok these kick off rules suck

otherwise this is already an awesome game.

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Well - its all football now…with run game like that and Mahomes passing game…gonna be hard to stop.

How are they doing concussion evaluation that quickly??? We need us some of that…

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There isn’t a big enough penalty for a touchback. It only comes out to the 30-yard line.

Might as well kick the touchback because if you let the returner take it out it’s gonna come to the 35-40.

They should have made touchbacks come out to the 50-yard line like the CFL.

I’m kinda not a fan of starting teams in a spot where they can flip the field without advancing the ball…

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Hairy Butt is through the uprights!

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What a stupid decision

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I would think its better to find out if it works now rather than find out when a game is on the line.

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