New UFL good fit for Lumsden?

LMAO! And the states are always laughing at us for having 8 teams and 18 games. Sad.

Six games might be a stretch for the porcelain football player. How about flag football?

An Argo-Cat fan

But wait! Rumoured expansion in 2010:

Honolulu Hos (yes, Don Ho on the helmets)
Anchorage Abominables
Fargo Woodchippers
Bismarck Ottovons
Albuquerque Wrong Turns
Las Vegas Vivas!
Shreveport Steaming Pieholes (indeed, EVERY start-up league needs a Shreveport entry)
Tallahassee Selassies (Haile Selassie logo)
Gary Hearts (!)
San Francisco Village People
Reno Depots (!)
Kentucky Grilled Chickenhawks

Neutral sites being considered:

Roswell, New Mexico
Ball of Twine, Kansas
Poughkeepsie, New York
Boise, Idaho
Incontinence, West Virginia
Mick Foley's backyard

New rules for 2010 being considered:

  1. The return of the WFL's "action point" for an extra point after touchdown. A possible compromise is to dictate that the team's kicker must throw the ball into the end zone or otherwise set up a spike <<< known as the "Garo Yepremian" rule

  2. Instead of rouges, the league will award negative points for imbecilic "staged" celebrations. Up to three points may be taken away by a "judge" at the league's replay command center -- rumoured to be Iron Mike Ditka. :wink:

  3. Spying by opposing teams during workouts will be non-issues, handled internally.

The UFL: available only on UHF...oh yeah, and Versus LOL! :wink:

Oski Wee Wee,