New Turkeybend Power-Rankings

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The universe is unfolding as it should folks. Rider surpremacy again!!! :thup: :thup: :thup: :thup:
Based on objective facts and stats let’s examine the only authoratative CFL PowerRankings:

  1. Saskatchewan Roughriders- AH HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE RISEN! :lol: Beat the centre of the universe on the road bringing more fans than the navelgazingnauts. Textbook road game demonstrated Riders awesome power in every aspect of the game. Score was flattering to the selfdestructnauts. Durrand for MVP. Coach of the year can only be ours. Oh humility is hard to demonstrate. To Argo fans I quote, “… Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone!”

  2. B.C. Pussycats- Lions came through at home and surprisingly outplayed the Stamps in every aspect of the game. This only highlights that the Riders must then be the class of the league! :cowboy: :cowboy:

  3. Winnipeg Blue Bombers- Obviously have turned the corner defeating LEs Alouettes on their home turf. Brilliant General Manager who is getting the job done. What an organization- a model to be followed. “I defy the wisest man in hte world to turn a truly good action into ridicule!”

  4. Montreal Alouettes- Laid a Turkey Egg on Thanksgiving :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
    Proved on a given day they are vulnerable even at home. “It is much easier to be critical than correct!”

  5. Calgary SlowPokes- :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: What a listless effort against the Pussycats on the formerly WetCoast.
    Might as well have played QB yourself Huff! Defeated in every aspect of the game. However, remember this for the playoff matchup against B.C. as my Riders will finish first and the stumps and Pussycats will have to play for the right to be annihilated in Regina.- " Revenge is a kind of wild justice!" :wink:

  6. Hamilton Tigger-Cats- Which Tigger-Cat team will show up is the million dollar question? Henry hears a WHo is as unpredictable as american Mitt Romney’s political positions. What a mixed up crew. It is almost as though the defence decides to take a week off every second week and vica-versa. Apparently psychiatrist visits have quadrupled this year in Steeltown due to fans cracking up each week. Henry, HENRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY - wake up early , feed the chickens and milk the cows and have a double double at Tim Hortons before game time to ensure you are awake! :lol:

  7. Toronto NumbskullNauts- Jarius Jackson is no Wicky Way however to lay a stinker like this at home is tragic and harms the league terribly. Defence has potential but for lack of better adjectives - offence sucks :oops: :oops:
    “The miserable have no other medecine, But only hope!”

  8. Edmonton City of Has Beens- How sad are the Eskimos?? Trade away their All-star QB and audition 27 quarterbacks seemingly in each game. Offence is :oops: :oops: :oops:
    An extreme remedy is required. “Extreme remedies are very appropriate for extreme diseases!”

What a wonderful Thanksgiving- gobble, gobble- good to be back :smiley: :cowboy: :thup: :wink:

CBC's and Sportsnet's rankings

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  1. BC
  2. Sask
  3. Calgary
  4. Mtl
  5. Edmonton
  6. Hamilton
  7. Toronto
  8. Winnipeg

I had a real tough time with 5-8 as really I think they all aren't all that great and that its a toss up who would win among them.

  1. Sasky (best record over the last 6games)
  2. BC
  3. Als
  4. Calgary
    5-8) anyone's guess