Especially after driving drunk from games because you HAVE TO drink at games…which is why we couldn’t have a stadium on the East Mountain, because that would FORCE people to drink and drive.
If Bob wasn't such a ruthless dictator and built the stadium in the West Harbour like the people wanted there would be such peace and order in the universe traffic accidents would become extinct.
I don’t know that traffic accidents would become extinct, Ockham
but it’s unlikely that anyone would get maimed or killed in a traffic accident
in the gridlock down at a West Harbour [sic] stadium downtown on game day
and there would be lots of ticket buyers who don’t come another game
because of the frustration gridlock and lack of parking spaces would bring.