My old Ticat diet consisted of eating at least a liter of a 2 liter carton of ice cream while watching Ticats under-perform on TSN. My new Ticat diet consists of eating ice cream only after they score a touchdown!! I expect to lose some of the pounds I gained in the first part of the season. 
In 5 years you might be under fifty pounds.
dont you mean 5 games :lol:
What flavour? 
Reese Peanut Butter Cup!!!
You should put a clause on your diet, you should eat the ice cream when when the offense scores a touchdown. :lol: