Finally the release of the CBS schedule!
And you just know that CFL fan and site friend Jim Nantz is already excited!
Pirate Sports Network Update 2024, CFL Coverage
So Pirate Sports Network shall continue to sail the high seas in 2024 despite a recent corporate challenge.
Rival crew Captain Longshank’s ship, the Diablo Macho as many of you know, was burned to a crisp in a bizarre accident aboard after some bojack where I work perhaps clicked on porn or a pirate movie copy on the global corporate intranet so as to get automatic scrutiny upon all of us.
We were all good with the LOCAL systems administrator, who where you work is usually a good person too of course, but oh no, that bojack just had to …
Thankfully, though indeed some other crew are not in agreement here because the Diablo Macho was known as the “Ship of Jerks” to many of us in the network, Captain Longshanks and no crew were harmed.
Now despite professional differences and personal feelings, as many of you of course understand and as we do operate by strict rules, solidarity and the Code of the Sea must prevail.
We have accordingly sequestered the crew on a deserted island with provisions to be supplied all season. Some will be brought aboard one of the other ships for work in time.
As for that bojack, well let’s just say that after his polite request, Pirate Cat has been approved by Captain Timbers for the first shot at him - in small room with the lights off and power out. It’s probably not going to go well for that bojack from there.
Back to our regular programming, for Pirate Sports Network will indeed be asail on weekends for most games on CBS channels and to provide technical support to CFL+, meaning Saturdays and Sundays.
Captain Timbers and our whole crew welcome you back to our free, humanitarian service nominated for recognition in the Charter of Human Rights after our award-winning first season in 2023.
Thank you all for your participation and viewership of the CFL so as to help grow the fine sport and game all over the planet.