New moderator

we have recently added a new moderator to our forum staff - @Hit.em.hard welcome to the team. :slight_smile:

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Contgrats on the new position Hit.Em.Hard!

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Welcome! But please don’t hit me hard. :joy:

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So did anyone get the boot to accommodate him ? :grinning: I have to admit that when I saw the title my first thought was ‘Oh my God’ don’t tell me that it’s EZ !!! :rofl: :joy:

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I’ve always thought that Bobo’s poop-slinging skills would make him an obvious choice for moderator.

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That was when I was practicing for the Gorilla Olympics in the shitput category . :laughing: :poop: :monkey_face: :1st_place_medal:

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I would feel terrible if someone was displaced to make room for me. To my knowledge, there is no “wig on the green”.

As for that last bit of your post, I guess I’ll have to take a couple of people off “ignore” now. Sigh. As always, I recommend not feeding the bears.

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no one was “booted” to make room for anyone. we’ve been planning on adding to our team for awhile. it is volunteer and not easy to do, and people come and go and are added as needed.

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On behalf of Captain Timbers and our entire crew at Pirate Sports Network, I am passing on all our congratulations as well.

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The worst part of the job. :rofl:

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Can your first task be to locate turkeybend and get him posting again ? We need.the off the wall humour to keep the rider fans smiling this year lol

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I have, in fact, begun an extensive search procedure. I started by requesting an Amber Alert, but apparently that’s for kids. So instead, I’ve applied for a copyright on “Green Alert”, and once the lawyers take that through the process, I’ll issue a press release and timetable to implement said alert.

I was also going to put his picture on milk cartons, but no one who knows him drinks milk, so you will soon be seeing his image on rye bottles in liquor stores across the province. Of course, I don’t have a photo of him, so I drew a stick figure saying “go Riders”. Hopefully, that should work.

In the meantime, I’ll head over to the UFO thread and ask the aliens if they probed him recently.

I have enlisted all the resources I can afford in order to find our missing hero. No man left behind.

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I’ll bet that you can tune into the frequency of the probe that the aliens shoved up turkeybend’s a**and find him that way. You may have to shove a turkey baster up your %#&*!$. If you do so, just make sure that your turkey baster is similar to the one they used on turkeybend. Otherwise you’ll won’t be able to home in on his signal. Or sit comfortably for a while.

Good luck!

:alien:

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I tried it, but the baster got sucked into a black hole.

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…that’s a place where even light cannot escape it’s powerful gravitational pull.

In physics we refer to this region as ‘where the sun don’t shine.’

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What I’m trying to figure out is if you guys are talking about Deep Space or a Colonoscopy?

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you guys are bigger nerds than i am

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Aliens are busy trying to figure out Trump

Shiny.