......in order for all to enjoy the forums over the next week we at teh Homeland Mod Security Office will begin alias-profiling new posters to try to stem the onslaught of the recent 'suicide posting' scourge we have all been subjected to recently.......
........the suicide poster is typically a brand new contributor, usually acquiring their access security password the same day they carry out their act of extreme posting, they arrive in the forum looking just like any one of us, then before we know what has happened they post a contentous and vile piece of prose whose sole purpose if to cause riot and havoc amongst the forumites.......once the evil deed has been unleashed they disappear never to be heard from again....
......spotting these posting villians is not easy, so diligence and caution must be employed, our intelligence agencies have only been able to provide us with this information thus far:
......the posters name will always be in lower case and will feature strung-together series of words to form a rather long name, such as:
.......do not be fooled by similar names like disciplineandpunish or roughyfan...these are legitimate forumites.....it's tough I know but we can stop this madness together.......