...the dolphins main problems are (in no particular order):
a) effeminate team name
b) pansy team colours
c) seven year old girl drawn helmet logo
...the bucaneers were the gayest team in football before their bad-pirate makeover, the dolphins have been since and airlifting tuna and sparano in there isn't going to amount to a hill of beans...
...another one that totally blows?....the Cardinals....gimme a break, a little #$@*ing songbird....no wonder they perennially suck....then exciting news comes out of Arizona in early 2005:
...wicked eh?!....let's update our wimpy logo...let's alter that sort of mad songbird to one with a downright scowl!....grrrrr...here's Owner, Bill BIdwill's explanation of the revolutionary change: "A tough bird, hopefully it will be worn by tougher and faster and meaner players."......good one Bill, I'll translate for you: "I tried to get the league to allow us to change it to a friggin poison spitting desert tarantula but they said no, geez I hope I can sign some players that will wear this gay thing, ps, thank God it's not a dolphin".....