Making CFL a Major Power

Just a SATIRE. What would you think would make the CFL a major attraction.

I've heard this in our executive meeting room (the pub )

Eliminated 3 present Franchises and expand to USA with 5 more teams . :thup:
However MAJOR CITIES only. No not gopher junction Tex's.
Total of 10 teams. Any players from anywhere. No drafts . American rules only. :thup:

38 players only. Salary cap of $600 million per team. :rockin:
BEST PLAYERS IN THE WORLD LEAGUE. No CANADIAN draft????????? :thup:
32 games per season. TV ratings around the world jump crazy. BUT we don't sell it to them. Its pay for view. $250 million per game.

I no I no you want me to be commissioner. No thanks for a crummy $5 million a year. :thdn:

Your fantasy thoughts. Getting a little boring here lately. Just fun

`You missed your deadline by 1 month and 2 days.

April 1.

Well said :cowboy:

Inaugurating the Atlantic Schooners will all that it’ll take

You should try breaking the Prozacs in half next time…