Hello, placekickers! After a weekend like that, the world is your oyster. Walk through the cafeteria with your chest puffed out. Casually snatch some fries off an offensive lineman’s plate. Sit in the chair usually reserved for the quarterback and if he’s already in it, just stand there staring at him until he gets up and moves. Instead of saying “good morning, sir” to your head coach, say “hey, Carl” and wink at him.
This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://www.cfl.ca/?p=2169812