Hello, BC Lions fans. Need your assistance. Lucky Whitehead tweeted out a call for requests on how he should next show up on game day after roller skating into BC Place last Friday. I asked if he could ride in on a llama and he replied “send me the llama.” So, if there’s anyone in the lower mainland area who can help out with that….
Well, Jones has work to do. Elks didn't show up. The rush yds given up had to be a big concern & 6 turnovers didn't help. It looks to me that Locksley should be the backup to Arbuckle. Cornelius, outside of his size, hasn't done anything to keep him there IMO. I did say before that Elks likely keep all 4. Main reason? If Arbuckle goes down the only "veteran", loosely speaking, is Cornelius. (Actually they kept 5 - Beaudry is on the PR but been used primarily as TE & FB).
A QB controversy in MTL? Quelle surprise! Adams wasn't happy & Jones isn't Maciocia's hiring. Khari is under pressure to win & it has been said is a bit soft on players. That may change. Harris has 100,000 reasons on his contract to be #1. Maybe that happens sooner than later.
Bombers secondary has had a bunch of changes. Darby gone, Maston gone so yeah, big shoes to fill. Alford gone, Alexander gone for awhile (6 game??), Rose in a walking boot after game 1 - is he OK? They've got some issues over there. Only team that didn't give their starting QB ANY reps in pre-season. Say what you want, Collaros in his 10 previous seasons has never started all 18 games. Being overly cautious with Zach in pre-season? Hope the best for Zach this year but that's a big takeaway for me. Zach stated he wanted to play prior to game 1. Give him a couple of series.
Don't do it Lucky!!!! PETA will crucify you.
Lucky plans to ride out on a specially bred luxury stretch version called 'Llamasine'. We're seeing the jet black models used in funeral processions and weddings now. They're nice and quiet, seat six people... but they bite.
Don't "dally" with Llamas.
I will let Lucky Whitehead ride in with one of my custom bikes. Does Lucky have a valid motorcycle license 
If not maybe volunteer to ride it yourself and tow him in!
Brilliant idea-I guess we shall be calling you "Mad Maaax" 
Believe me... I won't be mad if you manage to pull this off!
