Ken PPPPPeters

Does Kenny get paid by the number of words starting with the letter 'P'?

"Kropke believes he has the power in his personnel to punish passers. The problem is that, outside of Canadian rush end Nautyn McKay-Loescher, who led the club with 11 sacks, the Steeltown stockpile of pivot pounders has words such as "promise" and "potential" stamped on their resumes. Experience is in short supply."

Lines that would get torn up by a grade ten composition teacher:

"Taaffe remains bullish on his bulls upfront."

"... about as popular as a Salmonella outbreak in a ketchup factory."

"There are plenty of thunderstorms forecast for humid Steeltown this week but Tiger-Cat fans might just be wondering who is going to bring the heat."

Oh, and all the above is from one article. Does Kenny have blackmail pictures of the Spec's editor or did he marry into the family?

ill guess both