your mom is so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch
your mom so fat she ran after a school bus THNIKING IT WAS A TINKY!!! :lol:
your mamma’s so fat SHE WAKE’S UP IN SECTIONS!!! :lol:
Yo’ momma’s so big that when she plays hopscotch, she goes, VANCOUVER, EDMONTON, REGINA, etc.
momma jokes now?
YOUR MOMMA IS SOOOOOOOO GREASSYY THAT WHEN SHE SWEATS SHE SWEATS CRISCO!
haha, i crack myself up
ok, how 'bout thisfor a rejected Hallmark card?..
Sorry I missed your birthday…
…I thought you were dead.
Funny! Keep’ em coming
Rejected Hallmark cards? How about “Congratulations on your vasectomy”??