Just for fun!!!!

your mom is so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch

your mom so fat she ran after a school bus THNIKING IT WAS A TINKY!!! :lol:

your mamma’s so fat SHE WAKE’S UP IN SECTIONS!!! :lol:

Yo’ momma’s so big that when she plays hopscotch, she goes, VANCOUVER, EDMONTON, REGINA, etc.

momma jokes now?

YOUR MOMMA IS SOOOOOOOO GREASSYY THAT WHEN SHE SWEATS SHE SWEATS CRISCO!

haha, i crack myself up :slight_smile:

ok, how 'bout thisfor a rejected Hallmark card?..

Sorry I missed your birthday…

…I thought you were dead.

Funny! Keep’ em coming

Rejected Hallmark cards? How about “Congratulations on your vasectomy”??