Just for fun!!!!

OK everyone…my 80 year old uncle from Long Island NY sent me this. Just to lighten things up.

“Things that Hallmark cards don’t say”

"My tire was thumping…I thought it was flat…When I looked at the tire…I noticed your cat!..sorry.

"Heard your wife left you…how sad that must be…but, don’t fret about it…she moved in with me!!! :wink:

aww, my mothers boyfriend always talks about running over my cat! thats mean lol! :cry:

Congratulations on your wedding day…too bad nobody likes your husband!!

I’ve always wanted to have…someone to hold…someone to love…after having met you…I’ve changed my mind!

And here I thought the “Jesus loves you… Everyone else thinks you’re an @$$#ole” was pretty bad.

I must admit…you’ve brought religion into my life.

Until I met you…I never believed in HELL!

Congratulations on your promotion…before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back?? you’ll probably need it again!

"Happy Birthday uncle Dad!!!

(Available only in West Virginia,Kentucky and Tennessee!

"When we were together…you said you would die for me.

Now that we have broken up…I think it’s time you kept your promise!

"I’m so miserable without you…it’s almost like you’re here.

"Congratulations on your new bundle of Joy>

Did you ever find out who the father was???

heres a funny one
“what did batman say to robin before they got in the car?”


“get in the car robin”

AHAHA… haha… anyways i think its funny

You ain’t right…LOL

"You’re friends and I wanted to do something special for your Birthday…

So…

We’re having you put to sleep! :shock:

"So…your daughter’s a hooker…and it spoiled your day.

Look on the bright side…It’s really good pay!!

Ba-dum-bump!!

that’s all folks.

Well gotta run and get some sleep. Hope you have enjoyed my warped sense of humor. Until we meet again… SSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAA!!!

LMFFAO!!! These are hislarical Geo!!! :lol:

loll… :lol:

Deadly. Maybe Hallmark should consider a new line?