Jokes to get us through quarantine

Just like @Footballyoubet , I got mugged by a couple of 10 year olds waving a dollar at me. They got away with my pimped up ride. Talk about a slow & sweet get away. :rofl::icecream:

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I'll bet your bike had cards in the spokes and a really cool bell. :smiley: :+1:

dang-lucky-ever-take-it-off-any-sweet-jumps

You're now officially the neatest keeno wowzer poster in the group (next to me).

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What do a penis and Rubik's cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

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AND... if someone grabs either one of them and twists you might scream and pass out.

Heeeeere's more strike action:

ProtestGrannyMad

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That reminded me of an old one

What do women and Voltron have in common?

The more you can hook up the better it gets!

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Okay, thinking cap on here... Google tells me that Voltron is a huge animated cartoon robot from the 1980's which kinda looks like a Transformer that can join with other robots to make an even bigger robot. Got it.

Sorry I didn't 'get it' right away Kav.

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Same idea but not just any Transformers

Think Scramble City :wink:

(If you had to google Voltron the "connection" would def not be obvious at a glance...)

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Sad but funny

It's joke time..... "Food" edition....

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: β€œDoes this taste funny to you?”

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what do you do when you are out in public and your butt starts ringing

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A good one I heard from Charles Barkley in a YouTube clip. Remember people... these are jokes.

Why don't women need to wear watches? Because there's a clock on the stove. :rofl:

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either that or they are never on time anyhow :slight_smile:

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All right joke time......Clock & phone style

What did the clock do when it was hungry?
It went back four seconds.

What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones!

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In memory of the great Norm Macdonald here are two compilations of jokes from the last few years of his life. They're all written by Norm and Steve O'Donnell.

Viewer discretion is advised. They both contain adult themes and coarse language. Only recommended for adults with a sense of humour.

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Norm got me thru the down time ..... :smiley:

I dunno if this was posted before

not sure who did this

but I like the effort to get some laughs .

Status ?

ALEXANDER

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So will he be flipped before each game? Note that he's also called a "Quarter".

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A Habs fan and a Leafs fan go into a bar

Habs fan - You have to buy the first round
Leafs fan - Why do I have to buy the first round??
Habs fan - You're a Leafs fan, There is no second round!

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