Big society wedding, everyone decked out in their finery, ceremony going tickety-boo until the minister asks if anyone present has an objection to the union of the couple.
Suddenly, a young lady, carrying a three or four month old infant stands up at the back of the church and slowly walks up the aisle. A collective gasp sweeps the congregation. The bride slaps the groom and falls, sobbing, into the arms of her mother and the bridesmaids. The groom's mother collapses in a dead faint, the groomsmen are dumbstruck, not knowing where to look, what to say.
Finally, the minister regains his composure and asks "Young lady, do you have something you wish to say?"
"No, no," she replies, "I just couldn't hear away there at the back."