Interesting facts about Corportate sponsorship

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I think that when we're brought into this world
Our parents should choose some multinational or another to sponsor us
And we should be tattooed from head to foot with their corporate logos
Why go with half measures after all?

Might be a bit embarrassing if the corporation goes under
Or gets caught in some ponzi scheme or other
But then you can always kill yourself and start over